lostboys5sos:

thetremblingofmyhand:

if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusement

UNLESS IT’S HOMOPHOBIA. THEN YOU ACT AS NON-STRAIGHT AS YOU CAN AND WATCH THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF THEIR EYES

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ironarya:

shavingryansprivates:

I LOVE TINY VERSIONS OF NORMALLY REGULAR SIZED THINGS

well you are gonna just adore my penis

ironarya:

shavingryansprivates:

I LOVE TINY VERSIONS OF NORMALLY REGULAR SIZED THINGS

well you are gonna just adore my penis

(Source: buddhabrot)

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I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

(Source: via-slimshady)

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yikes:

someone actually said this to me today

yikes:

someone actually said this to me today

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joanne-and-deans-bacon:

I’M SAVING THESE TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE’S BRAINS

(Source: best-of-memes)

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