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                        くコ:彡 Super SQUID Giveaway! くコ:彡

This is a special giveaway for a-squid-place. The rules will be a little different, so even if you’re familiar with the rules from my previous giveaways, please read over these to make sure!

To win the special prizes, you must be following a-squid-place. I will pick a winner and if they are following, they win the special prizes. If not they win the regular prize and I redraw until one of her followers is drawn as a winner. 

Special Prizes!

Mew - Adamant, 5 IV

Talonflame - Adamant, HA, 6 IV

Greninja - Timid, HA, 6 IV Nicknamable

Inkay - Adamant or Careful, HA, 6 IV

Any 1 Pokemon from these lists (tabs at the bottom to switch between lists!)

Regular Prizes!

Eevee - Modest, 6 IV, Egg Moves

Riolu - Jolly, 5 IV, Egg Moves

Beldum - Adamant, 6 IV

Fletchling - Jolly, 5 IV HA (not UT)

Feebas - Calm, 6 IV, Egg Moves

  • Respond in 24 hours if you win, otherwise I pick another URL
  • For XY only
  • No limit on reblogs
  • Only reblogs count as entries

Giveaway Ends Oct. 23, 11 PM Pacific

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dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

snazzapplesweet:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous

he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool


I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him
someone make this mans dreams come true


okay

helP

WHEN I SHOWED HIM THIS HE SAID “THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED”

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

snazzapplesweet:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous

he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool

image

I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him

someone make this mans dreams come true

okay

helP

WHEN I SHOWED HIM THIS HE SAID “THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED”

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shinypokemonlab:

noxyouraveragefangirl:

shinypokemonlab:

OKAY THIS SHIT FUCKING DISGUSTS ME. Some of the little shits from my old school made his Snapchat story a video of him torturing a caged raccoon. He pointed the barrel at him, and being curious, the raccoon sniffed it to see what it is was. The fuckers shot the raccoon in the face (but only shot its nose so it didn’t kill it). The poor little guy proceeded to twitch and struggle to get out of the cage for a few seconds, when they shot it again, this time in one its hind legs. They shot it again (not sure where, because the video was too blurry from them laughing and shaking the camera).

I’m not sure if they finally killed it to put it out of its misery, or if they let it suffer and die. Either way, next time I see this kid I’m decking him in the fucking mouth. ~aquacarl

KILL HIM AND REPORT HIM TO THE AUTHORITIES
there must be some law agaiinst this

I’m sure there’s some law against killing him too… And I don’t wanna kill him anyways. I wanna shoot him in the face and watch him twitch. See if he thinks its funny then. ~aquacarl

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thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

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gamebae:

get out of m’swamp

gamebae:

get out of m’swamp

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